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Ever notice how the most prolific street entrepreneurs are suspiciously wiry? It’s not just the hustle; it’s the commitment to zero sugar. This shirt celebrates the irony of the \"Diet\" lifestyle—because when you’re moving units 24\/7, you don't have time for the bloating of a Classic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-AU\"\u003eFeaturing a crisp, 330ml \"dealer\" can on a premium white backdrop, it’s the uniform for those who are \"all business, no calories.\" Bold, cheeky, and just the right amount of wrong. 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