{"product_id":"dan","title":"Dan.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-AU\"\u003eEmbrace the social desperation of the Norfolk digital radio scene with the \u003cb\u003e\"Dan. Dan. Dan.\"\u003c\/b\u003e tee. Inspired by the legendary Alan Partridge’s masterful display of public stalking, this shirt is a triple-threat of auditory failure. It’s for the man who knows that if someone doesn’t hear you the first time, you simply keep yelling until it becomes a felony.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-AU\"\u003eBold, and unapologetically needy, this design captures the exact moment a friendly greeting turns into a psychiatric evaluation. Perfect for car parks, kitchens, and trying to get the attention of a man who clearly doesn't want to see you. \u003cb\u003eDan!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Raritees","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":53229097419117,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/4765\/0413\/files\/Dan.Dan.Dan..png?v=1775203401","url":"https:\/\/www.raritees.com.au\/products\/dan","provider":"Raritees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}