Meet your new favourite high-calorie habit: the "Diet Coke Dealer" tee. Ever notice how the most prolific street entrepreneurs are suspiciously wiry? It’s not just the hustle; it’s the commitment to zero sugar. This shirt celebrates the irony of the "Diet" lifestyle—because when you’re moving units 24/7, you don't have time for the bloating of a Classic.

Featuring a crisp, 330ml "dealer" can on a premium white backdrop, it’s the uniform for those who are "all business, no calories." Bold, cheeky, and just the right amount of wrong. Warning: may cause sudden urges to check your heart rate.